Quotations (20)

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“Computers are useless. They only give answers.” -Pablo Picasso
"You know how you survive? You make people need you. You survive because you make them need what you have. And then they have no where else to go."
"All cars have steering wheels, but no one tries to claim that the steering wheel was their invention."
"Yes, I'm listening! I am so sick of your abusiveness. That's all you know. Tearing people down, throwing tantrums. You miserable son of a b***h."
"Success is a menace. It fools smart people into thinking they can't lose."
"I've always wondered what it was like for Steve. Ever since we were kids, everything he ever did was somewhere between a religious experience and some sort of crusade."
"Microsoft? Nobody I knew ever heard of Microsoft. Or Bill Gates. I mean, they were nobodies. But then we were all nobodies, which was perfect for us. Because all the respectable, straight-arrow guys were busy doing what they always do,…
"Maybe fun is just fragments of existence with better packaging."
"There's no use torturing our guests with what they can't have."
"Banks don't like beards."
"Listen to me. We're here to make a dent in the universe. Otherwise, why even be here? We're creating a completely new consciousness, like an artist or a poet. We're rewriting the history of human thought with what we're doing. That's how…
"You're gonna have to come up with a better pickup line because asking her her SAT score is not going to do it!"
"You're the only guy I know who pays strippers to put their clothes on!"
"This is amazing. Not just amazing, it's historic. It should be taught in all the history books. Hung and framed in the National Gallery or something, because this is the instant of creation of one of the greatest fortunes in the history…
"Why do you care what I call the baby?" "Because I don't want the baby named Rainbow! Or Orisha, or Ravi Shankar, or any other name like that."
"Good artists copy, great artists steal."
"This is like doing business with a praying mantis. You get seduced, and then eaten alive afterwards?"
"Similarities? Try theft."
"Bill, I don't know if it's the clothes on the floor or you, but something in here definitely needs to be hosed down."
"Steve -- it is Steve, right? You say this gadget of yours is for ordinary people. What on earth would ordinary people want with computers?"