Care of Wooden Floors

Care of Wooden Floors

A Novel

Book - 2012
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A brilliantly dark literary debut of death, destruction and interior decoration.
"But for the floors, and the sofa, and the porn, and the dead and missing, the flat was restored to order."
An old friend asks you to look after his two cats and his apartment. What could go wrong? Care of Wooden Floors is about how a tiny oversight can trip off a disastrous and farcical (fatal, even) chain of consequences. It's about a friendship between two men who don't know each other very well. It's about alienation and being alone in a foreign city. It's about the quest for perfection and the struggle against entropy. And it is, a little, about how to take care of wooden floors.
Oskar is a Mittel-European minimalist composer best known for a piece called "Variations on Tram Timetables." He is married to a Californian art dealer named Laura and he lives with two cats, named after Russian composers, in an Eastern European city.
But this book isn't really about Oskar. Oskar is in Los Angeles, having his marriage to Laura dismantled by lawyers. He has entrusted an old university friend with the task of looking after his cats, and taking care of his perfect, beautiful apartment. Despite the fact that Oskar has left dozens of surreally detailed notes covering every aspect of looking after the flat, things do not go well.
Dark, funny and compelling, this novel takes your breath away with its extraordinarily distinctive writing. The voice is unexpected, constantly, but consistently conveys a universal human experience that pulls the reader right into the world of the narrator.
Publisher: Toronto : Anchor Canada, [2012]
Copyright Date: ©2012
ISBN: 9780385676397
Branch Call Number: WIL
Characteristics: 295 pages ; 21 cm


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jesking May 09, 2013

LOVED this book and this audio version is very well done. Picture Clark Griswold (from the family vacation movies), but single, well lubricated and British. I laughed out loud and there were alot of "NO!"s. Fun story - keeps you going.

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