I Could Never Be your WomanDVD - 2008
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Rosie: So that's how it ends? The most powerful male gets the most babelicious female?
Mother Nature: That's right.
Rosie: Well, what if there's a really cute male antelope, or a female that shows signs of leadership?
Mother Nature: Useless.
Mother Nature: Look, there's an order to this mating business.
Rosie: Why can't we change things?
Mother Nature: Haven't you self-centered, pec-loading assholes changed enough? It's not natural!
Rosie: What's so great about natural?
Mother Nature: What?
Rosie: Think about it. Tobacco is natural, Prozac's unnatural. Earthquakes are natural, television's unnatural. Natural sucks!
Rosie: Remember when we had that talk about you being 29? I keep thinking about how... *young* that is.
Adam: Well, I'm planning on getting older.
Rosie: [laughs] Yeah, well I'm not planning on getting younger.
Adam: That's just being stubborn.
Izzie: How do you make a positive number turn negative?
Rosie: Take away its Prozac and put it with a bunch of smaller numbers.
Rosie: Please tell me you're wearing shorts under that.
Nathan: Yes. They're just cut really high. Besides, I've got good legs and a great butt.
Rosie: Yeah, well, you know that's what everyone says "There's Nathan, what an ass."